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Joe says to Paddy: “Close your curtains the next time you’re shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday.”
Paddy says: “Well the joke’s on them stupid b4stards because I wasn’t even at home yesterday.”
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My English teacher walked past me and said “Your grammar is sh!t”.
I replied “Well your Grandad is a git!”.
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Daddy feeds the scary clown
He likes him more with his pants down